Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
thelaurenproject: what if for April Fools’ Day tumblr goes down just stays down all day and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
gaiaphage: i'm taking the whip back
gaiaphage: april fools!!
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
astrid: sam i want to have sex with you
astrid: april fools!!
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Fear wasn’t about what made sense. Fear was about possibilities. Not things that...– Michael Grant- Fear (via sarcasm—intended)
"WHERE IS MY CROWN?"
CAINE: Where is my crown?
CAINE: Where. Is. My. Crown.
DIANA: I, uh, put it away!
CAINE: *going through the closets*
DIANA: uh-uh! Don't even THINK about running off and doing no derrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for TWO MONTHS!
CAINE: The public is in danger!
DIANA: My EVENING is in danger!
CAINE: You tell me where my crown is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
DIANA: Greater Good? I am your girlfriend! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!
what I meant to say: I have a strong emotional attachment to this character and I often find myself having moments where I want nothing more than to reach out and hold them when they go through certain situations. Allow me to explain how I feel.
what I actually said: ASFDGHJK;LJLGFKJDSHFH;DJFHGJHL FEEEEEEEEELS /gross sobbing
Friend: What's your favourite book?
Me: The GONE series by Michael Grant
Friend: Oh, I've never heard of them. What are they about?
Me: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLDDDD
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THROWING THE SWORD.